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Hey name's Cullen, yes like edward -_- but don't bring that up. my birthday ish 6/9/1994. i love pokemon, internet memes, and cute shit. also im passionate about video games i wanna get a job that involves it. ENTJ personality. thats about it.
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getoffmybloghoe:

how does the math book say goodbye?

calculater

ioweyouaphoneboxandaassbutt:

Telling someone about my fandom.

like if ur on earth reblog if ur nearby

calibornsbottombitch:

swiggity swag internet lag

*rolls joint using homework*

too cool for school

Recolour 14+15 / ?

The person that loves you the most, is right in front of you

sodamnrelatable:

but we’re all just to blind to see it..

fartgallery:

iwishiwasntdreaming:

fartgallery:

what if every time you masturbated you got a new freckle

brb

ok

are you back yet?

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect

blaineisgettingrandy:

blein:

shakespear

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

i’d be more embarrassed that people saw I was using an ask jeeves toolbar.

fuckyeahidiotonfacebook:

i’d be more embarrassed that people saw I was using an ask jeeves toolbar.

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My childhood is over.

When boys and girls are best friends.

sodamnrelatable:

What people think happens:

What really happens: